September 16th, 2014
September 15th, 2014

thecollection613:

con-la-muerte:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

Lolol omg I’m done

Reblog every time

(Source: becausebirds, via subjectoftowels)

chikapus:

seraphimkin:

censwh0re:

everyone check your music apparently the new U2 album downloaded onto everyone’s iPhone hahhah I’m dying

image

IT’S HERE

I thought this was a joke but it’s not??????

cesperanza:

bisexualcowgirl:

I love Jed Bartlet but imagine The West Wing where everything is the same but Abbey is president and Jed is just the dotty first husband full of inane facts

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS RIGHT NOW.  

(via fourteenacross)

September 11th, 2014

I love him so much.

(Source: sisforsammi, via thefinestmuffinsandbagels)

(Source: donnajosh, via littledust)

imessageworld:

(x)
September 10th, 2014

magpieandwhale:

pleatedjeans:

damn it not again. via

I am not remotely ashamed of how hard I laughed at this.

(via littledust)

September 9th, 2014
kkhendin:

dudeinpublishing:

Here’s what I love about taking the bus.
1) when you realize the a/c is off seconds before it roars to life like an angry harbor seal 2) when there are just enough people so you don’t feel like you’ve entered a stephen king novel where all humans have disappeared and buses are sentient, but there aren’t so many people that you have to suffer an unbroken flurry of stops requested and the subsequent herk-jerkiness 3) when all the children are babbling about something they find interesting, rather than wailing like pained piglets, and their parents actually give a shit about that something 4) when you think that the girl five seats ahead is your ex whom you never speak to for Reasons but then she turns and it’s just another Pratt kid 5) when the driver says hello to you unbidden  6) when all the old folks look badass and are creatively coiffed instead of looking exhausted and possibly lost 7) when people are reading interesting nonfiction that I’ve never heard of 8) when people are reading smut with beautiful shameless jacket design 9) when the driver can sidle this tons-heavy machine to the curb like he’s effectively kicking game to the bus shelter  10) when the driver is a fearless doyen who guns down the block, smooth as a lollipop and sure as a staple gun, and you are motherfucking sure to hit your transfer at the exact. right. moment.

All of these things.

kkhendin:

dudeinpublishing:

Here’s what I love about taking the bus.

1) when you realize the a/c is off seconds before it roars to life like an angry harbor seal
2) when there are just enough people so you don’t feel like you’ve entered a stephen king novel where all humans have disappeared and buses are sentient, but there aren’t so many people that you have to suffer an unbroken flurry of stops requested and the subsequent herk-jerkiness
3) when all the children are babbling about something they find interesting, rather than wailing like pained piglets, and their parents actually give a shit about that something
4) when you think that the girl five seats ahead is your ex whom you never speak to for Reasons but then she turns and it’s just another Pratt kid
5) when the driver says hello to you unbidden
6) when all the old folks look badass and are creatively coiffed instead of looking exhausted and possibly lost
7) when people are reading interesting nonfiction that I’ve never heard of
8) when people are reading smut with beautiful shameless jacket design
9) when the driver can sidle this tons-heavy machine to the curb like he’s effectively kicking game to the bus shelter
10) when the driver is a fearless doyen who guns down the block, smooth as a lollipop and sure as a staple gun, and you are motherfucking sure to hit your transfer at the exact. right. moment.

All of these things.